ted (2024)
January 11, 2024
∙2 seasons
∙15 episodes
∙7.9 / 10
You can't spell 'family' without FML.
Overview
It's 1993 and Ted the bear's moment of fame has passed, leaving him living with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, who lives in a working-class Boston home with his parents and cousin. Ted may not be the best influence on John, but when it comes right down to it, he's willing to go out on a limb to help his friend and his family.
Episode 1
Just Say Yes
When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
51 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 2
My Two Dads
Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role. Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy… on one condition.
40 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 3
Ejectile Dysfunction
Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film. Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.
38 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 4
Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
38 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 5
Desperately Seeking Susan
Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.
34 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 6
Loud Night
Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic. A trip to church gets John and Ted wondering about Ted's miraculous origin.
44 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 7
He's Gotta Have It
As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity after John learns he is the last virgin in school.
43 min
January 11, 2024
Episode 1
Talk Dirty to Me
John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
34 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 2
Mrs. Robicheck
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
34 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 3
Dungeons & Dealers
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
31 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 4
The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
37 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 5
The Sword in the Stoned
John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
33 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 6
Roe v. Weed
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
32 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 7
Susan Is the New Black
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
33 min
March 5, 2026
Episode 8
Fraudcast News
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
33 min
March 5, 2026